So “R, like Deadpool” is the new “dark and gritty, like Batman”.

“I’m sorry to be such a pain, boys, umm, but, uh, our power problems they’ve been so, uh, ubiquitous and mendacious and polyglottal. Like a couple of donkey balls.”

FINE, we’ll build our own F-22, with thrust vectoring and hookers!

They’re using the old fashioned Russian method of killing terrorists by the simple means of killing everyone.. Same strategy like bombing of Grozny, the theater siege in Moscow, Beslan, etc.

The retirement of the SparkVark fleet was a f’d move.

Yeah, the Bluth Company really cuts corners.

What camo would you wear in a house, realwallpaper?

Much better than trees walking around in a house.

This is ‘urban’ warfare! Gotta blend with the people!

I guess he figured his giant brass cojones would have rendered camouflage useless anyways.

Ever seen Behind Enemy Lines? The badass team leader always wears a track suit.

I hate to piss on your parade but River Phoenix has been dead for a while now.

the rule of thumb is: drugs go north, guns go south.

That’s the easy part

A few big cats (namely the Panther and Tiger) would like a word.

Probably late to the party, but a Mugen F1 V10 is pretty damn sexy. It also exudes a certain vader-ness and would sound good in a Tie fighter.