Oh my god I’m dying.

Speaking of Haribo, has anyone ever read the Amazon customer reviews of their sugarfree gummy bears? Hilariousness.

Thank god, national treasure, Dolly Parton wasn’t interviewed by her. I was so nervous.

Trump is presidenting and has a following the rest of them don’t so he’s going to be difficult to take down. The rest won’t be. Except for Bernie, I don’t think there’s one politician who isn’t hated nationally at this point. And I disagree about how businesses will conduct themselves after this, too. When an issue…

Why not? Women are clearly being inpired by one another to come forward and Washington D.C. is especially primed for this kind of scandal, which should hopefully add to the primal chaos it’s already in.

Yeah “attempt at humor”? Like your best way to attempt humor is to assault someone? WTF.

“President Bush would never — under any circumstance — intentionally cause anyone distress, and he most sincerely apologizes if his attempt at humor offended Ms. Lind.”

I’ll bet William Henry Harrison didn’t molest any one during his Presidency. That’s just the vibe I get.

“I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen.”

She told you the rules

He went full Duggar. Everyone knows you never go full Duggar.

Hey Bill, you know what harms kids? Watching their shitty, heinous father abuse their mother. Fuck off.

Also he makes them sound like wee tiny innocent creatures. At 14 and 18, they know who their father is. And infinite numbers of sexual harassment lawsuits won’t hold a candle to the trauma of WITNESSING his violence on their mother in their home.

Speaking as someone on a mission from [God(dess)]: shut the fuck up, Bill.

apparently laura bush loved the reggae artist Van Morrison so much she would have left W for him. ;)

I personally have no trouble believing Laura Bush sparks up in the stacks of the Presidential Library. She had to be on something to maintain that blissed out look for 8 years.

“In which Barbara Bush reveals Laura Bush ... is a rastafarian”

• Barbara Bush said, “Our mom loves reggae.”

I hate that I’m team Gretchen Carlson lately. I need a silkwood shower.