Bullshit. That is a filtered list of western society.

Even so, let’s say average salary is $75K. Less than $2M if this went on for a YEAR.

Seriously.  She is about 10x times richer than Trevor but somehow cannot manage to cover it. 

This breaks the important rule: Those who are not funny should not try to be funny. 

My rule of thumb is that I will fudge if they are generally playing smart. Bad luck is not fun or entertaining.

Would you like some ice cream is the exact way that small human was ruined for life.

Because at least 48 million citizens of the United States of America approach this level of stupidity.  

I had a dream last night, a real actual dream. For whatever reason I was there in the press briefing with Trump rambling on about this very topic and in the dream I stood up and looked at all of the reporters and started yelling:

The the very height of the COVID-19 pandemic effects in the US I am firmly in favor of any plan that packs in a bunch of right wing idiots into encloses spaces with each other.  Just pack ‘em in.  

“And, while we are at it. We are renaming the Navy to “The Marines” because they are on the water. I am not sure why no one has thought of this before. I know so much more than the generals, believe me.”

OK, but only if the Air Force can start to sink Iranian warplanes.

I have fudged so many rolls to keep players alive. So. Many. Rolls.

Learn to improvise. No plan survives contact with the players.

Jacksonville is the armpit.

Some people want loud and chaotic and energetic/uplifting; others don’t,

Or perhaps: I really do care, but if the time and mood is right and we’re both feeling it in the moment, maybe just maybe you will cum on my back.

A man is stranded on the roof of his house during a flood and begs God to save him. Soon afterwards someone comes up in a fishing boat to save him and the man says “No, I am placing my faith in God!”.

There is no evidence that snorting dried carrot like cocaine makes COVID-19 worse.  No one has tested it.  

I need a ring tone of Sally Field saying “Fredwym” in a frantic voice.

I certainly was not going to vote for Sanders because, frankly, I don’t want another four years of Trump.