I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect.

Why not? Don't know why Nathan Fillion should have all the geek nostalgia fun.

The creation sequence of Noah is one of the most impressive parts of the movie. I especially love the part which shows the formation of the moon (which uses the relatively recent impact theory) and the legacy of Cain and Abel.

In the last episode of the last season Mal is going to wake up from a coma on the Serenity and it will all have been a dream.

That's way too much cheekbones for one family. Their offspring will probably be a high elf who shall herald the return of the Eldar onto Middle-Earth.

"Your swearing is very unladylike?" Motherfucker. I once spent about 13 months co-located with a bunch of Army officers for my job. That was thirteen years ago, and I still to this day use the eff word like a comma. My husband does not care but prefers I tone it down around the kids, lest our son confront a daycare…

An Abbot and Costello cue has been missed, here

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

So my barista won't be able to wear her big oval mood ring anymore? How am I supposed to know when she is happy/romantic/passionate now?

Some people might think that mood rings are affected by temperature and that the steamed milk contraption makes her ring turn blue, but I know in my heart that the barista is sweet…

We barely handle food, there is no food prep and nothing is touched directly. It does not make any sense in that environment

I am pro-life, so please don't associate me with those protestors because what this woman is doing is something different and beautiful. Go make fun of Scott Walker or something, you hippie.

It says right in the books. The first one, I believe. He fell asleep in the teacher's staff room, died, and got up as a ghost and kept on teaching.

No silly, it's a series of ten origin-story films for each of the Hogwarts teachers. I'm personally looking forward to finally finding out how Binns actually died.

Hasn't Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar and been nominated more than once and won several golden globes or something? I'm pretty sure her career was doing pretty well on its on before this.

My husband's sex does not permit me to listen to heavy metal music, because it comes from the Devil and infects the soul with its Satanic message. Repent, for you spake the words straight from Satan's tongue!

Storm of syphillis was my metal band's first album.

I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.

Christianity Today gave this stinker a half a star. I'm not the only one saying this movie is asinine. Also don't presume that you know my stance on Christianity just because I think the Left Behind books are fucking claptrap.

The best moment of that episode was easily Ichabod's reaction to his heartfelt video message not recording because his phone's memory was full.