"The scenes are staged to show how brutal the situations are. not how brutal the rapists are."

I am always super grateful to customers who save me from crazy/mean/bewildering people.

(It's also for those of us who don't watch but want to continue having conversations with our friends. "Haha, you're right! Arya is a badass!")

Do it blended. I was surprised how good it was as a frappucino, although it was really sweet. If you can reduce the pumps of the frap base, try it.

Ohhh my god I'm so going to do that. Would it be better if I asked for a skinny half-caf dirty Oprah chai? Cause I'm guessing you love that.

That was me this morning, about 50% of my customers got mad that I even bothered to ask such a silly question.

Don't even say the words "pumpkin spice" - just don't! I'm about ready for some alcohol just thinking of frappy hour - what'll be better is the extended frappy hour for gold cardholders. "Hey, why can't I get a second venti cotton candy with dark caramel drizzle and espresso whip cream blended twice and cookie…

I don't think that anything is going to stop our customers from referring to it as a "Dirty Oprah Chai." That's a risk Oprah took when she brought us her chai.

I harbor no ill will for cleaning one more pump, however, I do have a problem with the fact that there is another syrup container where I would normally be keeping a gallon of milk. And, WHERE WILL THE PUMPKIN SPICE GO IN THE FALL??? Also, the summer frappucinos have way too many ingredients. I dread frappy hour.

I will watch it if they base it on the lost gospel of Biff, Christ's childhood pal:

Yes. eating the unicorn will keep you alive, but you will live a half life, a cursed life.

Have you ever played the Mass Effect games? Because I totally just read your comment in Mordin's voice.

Ted was with Tracy for ten years. He grieved for six years at her death. Six years! Is it so wrong that he wants to be with someone else instead of dying alone?

Yeah, when they say "colorless," they actually meant colorless. Like black and white. I knew Hollywood wouldn't have the balls to go full Schindler's List up in this bitch.

Well, that's a horrifying visual.

I still secretly hope I marry JC :)

Wow, something that I as a nerd finally have in common with religious nutjobs: hating deviations from the established canon of my favorite fictional universes.

I, without regret, also know what Nina Dobrev is talking about because I am a 31 year old who watches the Vampire Diaries. And, pretty much the whole CW lineup. Again, without regret.

Listen, I know I'm obsessed and biased and whatever, but I'm just going to say it:

I think my favorite part of the whole thing is the ENORMOUS smiles on everyone's faces. They're all like, "Can you fucking BELIEVE we are here? WITH STEVIE WONDER?!?!? This is so massively FANTASTIC"