Cool, but at 10, I was already discovering the joy of “free soloing.”

There’s also the opposite problem sometimes, where you strain with your lower abs and get an insta-boner for no reason

like tony eagle

On one hand, Stevens is such a dipshit for this. On the other, I'm amazed he bypassed his standard move of asking to speak to the manager. 

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

The clear answer is to transfer Mark Steven’s shares to Kyle Lowry. Then him and Kawhi can both run around saying “Board man gets paid”.

At this point, the easiest thing for the Warriors to do is just buy the knob out of his shares.

Depends on how you define “consistent”? Because Halep was essentially the #1 woman for the entire 2018 season, and before Serena’s 186-week run at #1, Azarenka and Wozniacki had extended runs at the top.

“Yankees Fan Righteously Insecure Post Perfectly Illustrates Why We Hate Yankees Fans”

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

This dong was on the first pitch after the basketball game went to half-time. I flipped the channel to see if the baseball game was still going and this was what I saw.

In 2020, Google will launch a “Stadia Base” model that’s totally free, but only allows you to play games at 1080p resolution.

Health is a matter of luck, but there are aspects of health that a team can control.

Eh. I appreciate to outsiders that the Raps winning over a depleted Warriors team may not be to everyone’s liking but I don’t think it would matter much in the grand scheme of things. Especially when the Warriors losing Thompson basically just knocks them down to what every other team in the league looks like.

The Yard Goats clearly felt that was a baaaaaaaaad move.

that’s why i named my dog stain

I don’t know if the dog is good or bad, but I’m certain he likes it ruff

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”

Jeez, a little spoiler alert for those of us not in Little Rock? Thanks a lot assholes.

There was a chemistry teacher at my high school that died with his daughter this way while his wife and young son watched. Went over the waterfall and were never found. If it says stay on the path, do it.