I find that they’re easier to identify if you give them all Aaron Harang’s eyes

Dude it’s not his job to have stuff thrown at him.

He should just swing at anything pitched down the centaur

Yeah, at 33 Jesus spent a lot of time just hanging out too.

Sounds like he has a good Head on his Shoulders.

not that you give a shit, but i had a shit day, and this shit joke made me laugh. So thanks!

And for the record, Edmonds’ catch is 1,000 times better because Hawk Harrelson is not involved.

This post reminds me of something.

Building a Clickhole resume? NICE!

Huh. I thought Gatorade was produced in a Lab.

Selfie Dog is the hero the internet needs.

That’s the face he makes when he sees police officers.

This man bred three times.

I climbed into bed last night and told my wife “Hey, Drew Magary was on Chopped tonight - and he WON!”. She simply rolled away from me and started to cry. They were not tears of happiness.

Pictured: Rougned, Hodor.

Oh great, now I have to go adjusting the water level in every toilet I shit in. Also, my huge dick routinely gets in the way, can't fix that!.

Just today a contractor called to talk about insurance. He told me I sounded like I could be his daughter. Then he said “Just pretend I’m your daddy.”

$35 million? It sounds like (puts on sunglasses) the Tynes are tough.

He was the world's first racist, I think...

One time when I was outside of a Cheesecake Factory smoking a cigarette a man propositioned me thinking I was a hooker.