Updated, but needs to have Melvin in Tucson

dat running form. watch out Usain.

Seems more like spam.

My god, that man really can do it all. He has finally won me over. James Harden for MVP!

Tim Howard is so good that he could've saved my parents marriage.

The Toronto Blue Jays should be America’s team.

Pretty sure any woman in bed with this guy will be using the microscope.

“Bolieve-it!”

I did Nott see that coming.

The SimBhullarity is remarkable!

+1 slice of gay wedding pizza

Fun Fact: It’s now illegal to hold that in Indiana.

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

The real reason he’s called Boruto is because the series’ good ideas were all used up a long time ago. ;P

That’s like 5 months of Tidal. I don’t think so.

And with Transformer5, Michael Bay has become even lazier.

April fools, Lewis died.

As a kid I shaved the chocolate butterfingers to make them "chicken nuggets" and scooped some ice cream as "mashed potatoes" for my dad when he got home from work.

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

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