I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

It was a new engine and an empty road. Fortunately he tagged me while I was slowing down.

For those familiar with the area, is that a 75mph speed limit stretch? I’m surprised that they’d *arrest* someone for only 30mph over. Arizona isn’t like Virginia.

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”

There is no violin tiny enough...

NO ONE CARES!

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

You might be onto something here.

How about just closing the fucking roof? Who does that hurt? Who does watching two good tennis players play shitty tennis benefit?

Professional athletes shouldn’t compete in 103-degree weather.

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

i could have sworn there was an article on maybe the main channel maybe 2 years ago of a person who had to deal with a table of 10 to 15 people and was grateful that the whole table collected their plates and silverware when they left to put in one spot on the table... is there a threshold where it’s okay?

“So first of all, we’re in the south,” Checkers COO Tera Black told me. “The snow events are infrequent and sort of sporadic and and very very unpredictable.”

TX doesn’t care about resident’s privacy.......TX cares about lawmaker privacy. Residents are just collateral damage.

It’s like the guy at my work who wants to get Dilly Dilly going as an office thing... fuck off brand-bot-man.

I don’t have cable (for no other reason than I’m cheap), so I don’t see many commercials anymore. When I go visit my family, they point out and want me to see the witty/funny commercials on TV. It’s really fucking weird how much they enjoy that shit.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.