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The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

So, next step for them should be bankruptcy and then being purchased by a foreign media company?

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

Yeah but if you set a man on fire it will keep him warm for the rest of his life.

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Now, if they’d actually had Rick Sanchez performing Never Gonna Give You Up and animated their own shot-for-shot remake of the music video using their own characters, that’d be something. Nothing for me will ever top this Archer promo.

Give us a quote from this article that has a personal statement. Maybe I missed it, but I didn’t see anything about personal feelings or statements.

First the crash broke his back, then the Broncos broke his spirit.

usually in the drivers seat.

It is more accurate than his sentence, you dumb shit.