I love persimmons too

Regarding that last tweet: if I were Biden and I won the election, I know the Resolute Desk is a piece of history and what not, but damn if I wouldn’t want to push it outside, douse it in gasoline, and light it on fire to cleanse it of the current occupant. Then I’d send it to a remote atoll in the Pacific and nuke it…

I think it is a big mistake to write off the idea of Trump winning again, even in a joking way. I was not shocked he won last time and won’t be if he does again...I will be sick, depressed, maybe even suicidal...but not shocked. Don’t put too much faith in polls...

That dork wrote in a vote for himself.  

Support for Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation has risen 18 points among Democrats

I assume we all know who she is going to meet when she finally finds the Last Dragon

Pine stands out here. The obvious reason for that is that he’s they only one not in the MCU, but for me it’s that he’s really shown his value as a supporting player. He is hilarious and perfect in Into the Woods, and his Steve Trevor is pitched just right.

With the 2020 election less than a month away, however, Brooks is getting serious. On Wednesday, his son, the author Max Brooks, shared the 94-year old’s very first political video.

Small reminder that he’s the guy who gave away his elderly cat on Twitter because his wife might — MIGHT — get pregnant and he didn’t want it “pissing and shitting everywhere.”

Yes, I too find it odd that a human could be a fan of both a book series and a musician. Most of the humans I know would consider that a clear conflict of interest and would eliminate one of the fandoms from their life.

That’s...2 things. The LOTR thing has been clear for nearly as long as I’ve known about Colbert. His fandom of Parton was pretty clear during her appearance on his old show.

Yes. The question of whether or not “he’s a Republican” feels like the wrong question. What people seem to mean when they ask that in 2020 is, “is he a pro-Trump bigot,” literally a white nationalist or a fascist, which I don’t think Chris Pratt is.

Nothing like wanting more kids when you’re going to spend half the year away from home filming and doing media tours. They must also be extremely good at finding fertile young women who don’t mind co-parenting with a nanny.

And goes better with vodka!

But what if I don’t want to be paid in clams? After eating all that candy I don’t think clams would go down well. Well, they may go down, but then they’d come right back up. IYKWIM.

FYI, the WWE purchased controlling interest in the GBBO this winter. Their meddling can be seen everywhere in the show. The new script has Prue doing a full heel turn. I’ve gotten my hands of the script for the entire season.

There was, but it was introduced and then wrapped up in one episode in which that character shared the A-Story with Betty Gilpin’s character in a broader story about motherhood in general. It sounds like they do acknowledge that these topics have been addressed, but when characters like Ruth and Debbie and even…

I’m pretty skeptical overall of British people’s baking ability due to the fact that the people on this show couldn’t make a decent upside-down pineapple cake or a freaking brownie!

Prue: This Jewish food cooked by actual Jewish people isn’t as good as one made by some white guy in Britain.

I actually yelled “HOW DARE SHE” at the TV when she said that.