Cook me in a plastic bag

Not a fan of Dark City myself, even though it has all the elements to put it right in my wheelhouse. I dunno why.

Well, I’ve fallen asleep to a ton of movies at home (hello, The Notebook!). Dark City was the only one at the theatre. I’m impressed that you never fall asleep other than Solaris.

It’s the closest I’ve come to walking out of a movie. That stupid battle in Egypt just kept dragging on and on and on. I’d look at my watch and go isn’t this damn thing almost over because I’m bored out of my mind.

I’ve yet to complete Blazing Saddles, I can only make it about 5 minutes from where I left off previously before I shut it off again and don’t revisit it for about 6 months....so I should have seen the entire movie in about 15 years from now.

Whoever thought Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart should play lead roles was probably out smoking too much weed with Seth Rogen.

It’s a great 80s popcorn flick. How can you not love the “rocket launcher” showdown?

Yup. Really pretty, really boring. And not a single character behaved in any way like a real human would.

I also had an easier time with it because I had read things that said it was less horror, more Gothic Romance with horror elements. Hell, there’s even a meta-reference to it at the beginning. It’s not a ghost story. It’s a story with ghosts in it.

You will get no hate from me my friend. I struggled to watch the whole thing. Terrible, lazy writing wrapped in a beautiful facade.

Some girls walked out of the theater when I saw this. I really liked the movie, but I think the problem is that it is/was being marketed as a horror movie and it really isn’t.

It’s slow, but I liked it a lot. Not as much as some of Del Toro’s previous movies, but it was still pretty great, in my opinion.

I can…

After I was woken up the second time, I could take it no more and we left. I personally think that Wes Anderson movies are complete crap, but I thought this one at least looked like it might be fun. It was not. And while I hate Wes Anderson movies, I got dragged to this(I was lobbying for Lego Movie, but the the gf…

I should have walked out on that, but I was too dumbstruck by just how awful it was to move.

Oh, I eventually went back to see what I had missed and confirmed my dreams were far more interesting than what was on the screen.

The only film I have walked out of to date is Highlander 2. If I was not with a group of people I would have walked out of Terminator Genysis.

Blazing Saddles. I know everyone loves this, but the humor was just too sophmoric. Since then I’ve watched a lot of bad movies so maybe I’d make it through now, but when I couldn’t get into it when it was released, it’s the only movie I can remember I ever willingly walked out of before it was over.... and I sat…

I don’t go to the theater often so haven’t walked about of one. On the other hand about the only movie I’ve stopped watching in the middle after renting was Adventureland. I just...didn’t care what was happening or what was happening to the characters (which wasn’t much) I’ve avoided Jesse stutterin’ Eisenburg movies…

Brothers Grimm. No plot was there so there was no need for me to be there.

I don’t usually walk out of movies, but good lord, I had to walk out of Jupiter Ascending. I made it 30 minutes before the stupid became too much for me. Half-dog Channing Tatum, really bland Mila Kunis, and really terrible special effects. I walked out during the hovershoe chase.

I’m going to get a lot of hate for this, but I lasted an hour and couldn’t take any more.