OK, you don't want to hear this, but it makes me batshit to constantly hear about "cryogenics" when it comes to frozen heads. The word you want is cryonics - biological organisms at low temperatures. Cryogenics refers to physics at low temperatures.

Who wants to live forever, indeed

Phrasing.

OMG THAT GUINEA PIG IS BLUE AND BLACK

I KEPT WAITING FOR THIS MAGIC COLOR CHANGE TO HAPPEN

No, it's clearly white and gold.

Kanye speaks to no one directly. That level of communication is beneath him. Kanye speaks to the people, and the people share his word.

I had hair like Robert Smith from The Cure.it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Kanye doesn't do anything quietly.

Wouldn't a private phone call be the classier move?

She's making a weird sci-fi fake suicide pact publicity stunt. And we're jealous of that?

It's not offensive, it's laughable.

True Life: I'm an Adult Teen.

No one is offended by the concept but, speaking for myself, I'm offended that anyone is taking this 'plan' seriously. Mars One is an attempt to get a reality TV show deal - they do not have the money, resources, money, know-how, money, willingness, or money to launch anyone towards Mars.

Lol. None of these people are going to Mars. None of them are heroes (unless they did something else heroic). If anything, they are seriously delusional.

WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME

Why no love for Jared? I've talked to him a few times and he's lovely. And, low-level flirting does seem to be his baseline. Unless it's because of 30 Seconds to Mars, then I totally get it.

Totally noticed thus halfway through the showI turn to my sister and I said #oscarssowhitepresenterssoblack

Regarding that Sean Penn fiasco, let's take a moment to remember Sean's utterly humorless response when Chris Rock hosted the Oscars in 2005. Chris made a joke about Jude Law, which was basically "Damn, Jude Law sure is in a lot of movies lately," which is like the most innocuous Hollywood joke possible.

I don't know why people bother to watch anymore. There is very little diversity, the show runs way too long, and the winners of all the big awards are pretty much known well in advance.