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I know this is going to ruin all the scorching hot takes down here in the comments section but:

There is truly nothing sweeter than players who have been thrown at hitting 450 foot bombs, most especially off the Boston Red Sox

Fuck them. Kids are the most important.

Man, these Republicans are getting booed harder than Roman Reigns.

He has a house to host dignitaries at. It’s called the White House. It’s where he’s supposed to be living most of the time and it doesn’t cost additional funds to secure/transportation/etc.

One vote for:

No, like all food, tacos are supposed to be delicious. And these are some crazy delicious tacos, man.

Going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing there is zero overlap between the people outraged that Tim Thomas and Tom Brady didn’t attend the ceremony when Obama was president and the people outraged about Chris Long, Martellus Bennett, et al.

He held a rainbow flag.

Some exists, but not to a degree that would mandate special attention.

You should apply to Kotaku so they can have your pro-Nazi alternative facts represented.

10x more well known as the Nazi who got punched by a random hero.

To be honest we never expected a fictional character to become, you know, the actual president.

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

We all have our biases. My bias is an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts. I refuse to see anything she is in.

I’m so sick of Trump apologists. Its not as of he said or did one thing. He flat out lies and is delusional. Nothing they say can excuse them supporting him.

“...subtly show...”

Please don’t do the Crypt Keeper (yes, capitalization intentional) this way. He’s likeable, witty and even kinda cute. He deserves respect and bares no resemblance to that cackling sewer rat.

I’m probably the 65, 473 person to post this but...