Burn the entire fucking Democratic Party to the ground so we can start over.

So many people say women aren’t funny. But (mostly) men post this derivative drivel under the guise of “just joking - lighten up” and no one remarks about men have no sense of humor at all. Because this stuff isn’t even clever.

The comedian Brian Posehn used to have a bit about being bad at bigotry; e.g., whenever he saw a gay couple he’d yell “Go back to Mexico!” at them.

I don’t know. An eastern European country having an undue influence to swing a vote to a mediocre white dude seems pretty fitting for where we are as a country right now.

That caddy still lasted longer than Brock Lesnar.

Hey Atlanta, Chris R said he’d be willing to drink Pepsi. Get him.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Yep, mobile gaming in 2017. Next year it’s gonna be mobile gaming in 2018.

Just as an aside...Mrs Stig and I use the term fart cannon when Young Stig is sleeping with his butt in the air. And it is deadly when it goes off.

On the plus side, you might be allowed to slowly pull it out of your drawer, lay it menacingly on your desk, and gently stroke it during parent-teacher conferences.

I’m still in awe of this batshit crazy policy. So are teachers supposed to be on the lookout for school shooters (extremely rare events), and then run out into the hall to gun down the assailant? They’re not supposed to wait for law enforcement to arrive or to protect their classrooms full of students? And how are…

... well... if ya’ll got guns, it makes the mass firing a bit more awkward...

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

Another friendly reminder that political correctness is simply treating people with respect. So yea, he’ll probably be acquitted.

Spoiler alert - it takes a lot of time, a lot of missed attempts, a lot of incremental research to make even small advances. Where we are now in terms of medicine and treatment options is the result of decades and decades of hard work, and lots and lots of money.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

The irony of conservatives calling liberals “PC” when this is like the height of political correctness (from their perspective). This is like the All Lives Matter of holidays.

Because apparently some of y’all got it twisted...

He added, “It is very frustrating, very frustrating for Mayor (Andrew “FoFo”) Gilich, for the city leaders, to be labeled as racist, when this is something we did not originate.