Worst part... Rudy’s password is nineeleven.

The Republican congress still wouldn’t consider it enough to even think of impeachment hearings.

So you’re stupid and humorless. At least you’re up front about it.

“How about you just make Mexico pay for it?” would be a simple, effective message during the inevitable shutdown standoff. A-plus minority party trolling.

Scandal of third party companies building the wall and hiring illegal immigrants to do it in... 3....2....1....

Disney says otherwise. And Maul’s amazingly a lot better character in these cartoons than he ever was in live-action.

Nowhere near “half the country” voted for Trump, Dr Brilliant.

Ah, the old “How dare you not tolerate my intolerance!” chestnut.

Also, this:

Clinton 65,844,954

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

“Ariana Grande needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.”

I think the drug police is just, like, you know, the police.

I mean, Republicans are the Sith. They’re just pure fucking power-hungry evil assholes. Period.

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

If you use ‘sensitive snowflake’ in a sentence without satire, odds are pretty good you’re a douche. Never mind the irony that he’s so super-sensitive about not getting what he wants that he has to take to Twitter to vent about it.

That might be the best magazine cover I’ve ever seen.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump got jealous and so he booted Giuliani out of the inner circle. Men like Trump get threatened so easily, and if you look around at his cabinet of horrors (shudder), it’s hardly made up of the sort of fiery, dynamic personalities that might compete with Trump’s for media attention. The…