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A little help from the other side:

Used to be the same for kids, too.

Ok, Jezebel, the commenters, women generally, are having some kind of weird existential crisis. Climate change may LITERALLY be ending life on earth as we know it, and this is where we want to spend our energy?? We need to focus on putting on a united front and getting a candidate out there who will beat Trump and who

It’s also not vain or unmotherly to work to get your body back. My post natal fitness classes made me feel better again (I had to have a c section which just wrecks your core and leaves you with back issues, ab workouts were not to flatten my stomach, they were to make my back feel better), and also let me interact

If only the plural of anecdote were data.

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

Or, in Houston, “Keep wishing for that big cold front that isn’t coming. Don’t worry about breaking out your one winter jacket. Keep the short sleeve shirts handy.”

My reaction to the 2nd picture:

Counterpoint: move.

For all of my many, many fellow lawyers burning billables on Deadspin: the ACLU may have raised $24 million this weekend, but they still accomplish most of their victories with the help of volunteer lawyers all across the country. Sign up with your local organization today.

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

Between this and Joe Biden’s Medal of Freedom, I did a lot of surreptitious crying at my desk today.

Whenever my husband and I get in the car to drive from Austin to Dallas, one of us always says, “So... Buc-ees on the way there and Czech Stop on the way back, right?”

I live in Seattle, so a few days ago I sat down on the floor with my 4 month old and we talked about the pros and cons of each candidate and initiative, then filled out my ballot and mailed it in.

This is very informative. I would add:

Guess which Astros fan forked over a cool G for Game Four nosebleed tix. This jackwagon.

Bullshit.

Yeah, but Natives actually want the team name to go to. When teams are named after Natives, nonNative fans inevitably dress up in redface and wear headdresses. Name Cleveland a whole new name, or go back to the goddamn Spiders. But the Indian name does not honor and dignify us. No Native mascots or names do.

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.