“Ah’l be parp tar gat you in a taxi, hunny

Isn’t that technically a GoT Season 8 spoiler?

There’s no spoiling the new Yuletide-themed rom-com Last Christmas; its script and advertising, plus the broad contours of its premise, all beat the press to that particular punch.

Good thing I didn't take them down

“Last Christmas, I gave you my fart...”

Those were load-bearing posters.

*sing*
Laaast Christmas I made a bad movie,
The very next day my career went away,
This year to save me from food stamps,
I’ll beg Arrgh-Arrgh Martin to write some more dragons and zombies...

I moved into a rental house a few years ago that had been vacant for 15 years and there were two wham posters hanging in the basement and nothing else. It was kinda spooky

I thought it was obvious that it was the ghost of the heart donor— OUT FOR REVENGE. He forces Emilia to murder the members of a rival crime syndicate.

“The barely pop-culture literate...”

I thought it was obvious that it was the ghost of the heart donor— OUT FOR REVENGE. He forces Emilia to murder the members of a rival crime syndicate.

My misheard lyric could have actually made a good plot for this film:

Oh he’s gotta be a ghost, right?

We know it’s you, Spanfeller. Can’t mask that putrid stench.

And a hearty "fuck you" to you, too, random asshat!

Hmmm, a woman for the gig you say?

Farrell is great the same director’s Killing of a Sacred Deer.

I never really rated Farrell until I saw him in ‘The Lobster’. It’s one of the most effectively restrained performances I’ve ever seen on film.

The scene in the airplane, where Bullseye kills his seat mate with a peanut, is the best part of the entire movie.

Just a head’s up for anyone interested and not aware: Today’s “Hang Up and Listen” podcast over at Slate is entitled “What Happened to Deadspin, According to the People Who Were There”; the hosts interview Megan Greenwell (“who edited the site for 18 months before resigning this summer and is now editor of Wired.com”)…