hasn’t been a disaster. Not great enough to justify the salary, of course, but...

“Colonel Sanders called blacks n——-s”

Counterpoint - Mr Potato Head doesn’t feel the need to grow a bloatee beard to try to delineate his face from his neck / chins.

prevented the woman who lives there, his ex-girlfriend, from leaving

name is being drug through the mud

It’s no big deal - the octopus that replaced Rabio was itentacle.

Irish basketball - Slam drunk.

+2 clicks away

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

Feels like you could have saved yourself an hour by just googling “Simpsons porn” and finding out for yourself. Though maybe that just becomes a different waste of an hour, who knows.

The way that his leg moved - specifically the part of it between his shin and thigh - it was just like Rooney.

...gentina

Onions, it’s definitely the onions.

Sterling, despite a good early chance, all but disappeared as the Tunisia match went along played the entire fucking match as if he’d been concussed by Sergio Ramos before kickoff.

“I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” written on the back of Melania’s jacket, refers to the Fake News Media.

Many of these “families” who are separated at the border are actually child sex-traffickers w/kids.

My apologies, when I was trying to think of generic douchebag golfer-bro names, I failed to spot I’d already been outdone by Tom’s “Bryson DeChambeau”. Ha ha, good one Tom (though I think you may have taken it too far).

“I, a highly paid white* man, do not like playing a game for shitloads of cash because this particular beautiful stretch of countryside is not as much to my liking as some other beautiful stretch of countryside”. Cry me a river there Brad, Chad, etc.

According to an anonymous source, the President mostly only took the meeting because he thinks [it] will help him with black voters.

There’s always an early eighties novelty pop song title truther out there isn’t there. Take your star you correct bastard.