“he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way”

“It’s the Liverpool way”

I am not ok with this whole idea.

I’m sorry, Mr. McFly. I-I meant I was just starting on the second coat.

In my day, the sports dudes would be making out with hot babes while the computer nerds would be the type to get caught sadly cracking one out all alone. The world’s gone mad.

Tallest QBs 2017*- Brock Osweiler, Paxton Lynch, Ryan Mallett, Mike Glennon. Shortest QBs 2017*- Russell Wilson, Drew Brees, Tyrod Taylor, Aaron Rodgers. WTF are you trying to tell us Bill?

Beautifully executed nipple Salchow.

Dale might just be my new favourite person in the world (well apart from the Swiss skiing dude, obviously).

“...Kristian Forsberg, who got to live out every hockey player’s worst nightmare.”

This isn’t English class, snowflake. This is the real world. Can’t hack it? Go back to English class.

“You might learn something”... about writing coherent sentences?

Cops approach man they suspect of loitering while black; nobody shot. Nice switch up.

You’re the world’s worst monster!

So then would it be that LeBron’s team blew a 3-1 lead?

Nice kinja name sir

What happens on the football field very often is not a reflection of who we are as people.

“...and will not seek re-election, so he can accept what he calls the more prestigious opportunity of being the commissioner of the XFL.”

Goddammit, don’t you ruin my bitterness with your well presented and perfectly rational demonstration of what really happened there. My bitterness is all I’ve got right now. And for the record, if I hold my hands over the screen in a certain way the ref is still clearly celebrating with the Pats as far as I can see.…

“North Korea and South Korea have agreed to form a joint Olympic women’s hockey team” to avoid having to wait for the visiting athletes defect before being able to integrate them into the same team. Fify.

I guess Marcus Williams isn’t paying for a beer when he’s in Minneapolis anytime in the next, ooh, thousand years.