Consider this fact: AT&T, a huge wireless provider in the United States, cannot reliably connect calls in New York City. [Fake Steve]
So we set up a call with Randall this morning to discuss some of the profoundly stupid things his Ralph de la Vega said recently about creating incentives that would encourage people to stop using AT&T's data network so much. Point of the talk was, when you're lucky enough to create a smash hit product - when the…
Because you must be wondering that, right? I mean I'm rich. I'm famous. People worship me. Plus, I can hypnotize people pretty much at will. And, let's be honest, when you put me next to Larry, and Eric, and even Bill Clinton, or really almost anyone, well, I'm a lot better looking.
Every once in a while you get to see a mainstream outlet cover a story right alongside a blog, so you can put them up against each other and see why one was so much better than the other.
Of course Microsoft is behind this government inquiry into IBM over antitrust issues. Ballmer is going nuts because he wants to own the glass house and for years he's tried and failed to pry customers away from those fugly old mainframes. [FakeSteveJobs]
We quit the U.S. Chamber of Commerce because they're imbeciles about climate change. But then, in an incredibly brazen move, the head of the Chamber fired back at me yesterday.
Little hint: It ain't about technology.
This angry black man put out a video last fall threatening my life, and I have to tell you, it kind of scared me. He even has a Web site called "I want to smack Steve Jobs in the face. [Fake Steve Jobs]