Was there one other than Dragon’s Crown? Muramasa and Odin’s Sphere did not have huge breasts either.

I am secretly hoping that is true. 

I asked if they had review units and we laughed and laughed.

In America, Ramune bottles would be 1 liter and the glass bead would weigh half a pound. 

There are no less than 8 keyboards within arms reach of me right now.

I am in my living room. 

This is probably something Variety found on a USB stick some bonehead left at Medieval Times. 

Someone in Chile got me for $205 in Fortnite stuff. Called Nintendo, they immediately refunded it. 

No Hawkeye!

If you play with Hawkeye as your main, when she leaves he comments “If only she were ten years older.”

When my wife’s Switch broke last month we ended up buying a refurbished tablet-only from eBay for $250. 

This is just Europe so far. 

That’s right! I was pleased. :) 

Yeah, I was lamenting its unfortunate circumstances yesterday and now it is forever in my head. So I shared. :) 

I think it’s a situation where they would fix one thing and break another. I had bugs that didn’t pop up until pre-release patches were issued.

It could make leveling up new characters easier. 

Oh man, this would have been a good goodbye post, too. Dammit, now I am going to have to come up with something else. 

OH GOD MY SKIN ARRGHHHHHHHHHH

If I use a 120Hz monitor for a while and I swap back to a 60Hz I hate everything for a bit until my eyes adjust. 

Stop putting paint on your eyes. 

Heather has me do the top image for this post yet did not include my favorite trailer of the decade, Transformers: Fall of Cybertron. I feel betrayed.