Mike Fahey
Kotaku elder, lover of video games, keyboards, toys, snacks, and other unsavory things.
Jun 12

Was there one other than Dragon’s Crown? Muramasa and Odin’s Sphere did not have huge breasts either.

May 20

In America, Ramune bottles would be 1 liter and the glass bead would weigh half a pound. 

May 7

There are no less than 8 keyboards within arms reach of me right now.

I am in my living room. 

May 5

This is probably something Variety found on a USB stick some bonehead left at Medieval Times. 

Apr 24

Someone in Chile got me for $205 in Fortnite stuff. Called Nintendo, they immediately refunded it. 

Apr 22

If you play with Hawkeye as your main, when she leaves he comments “If only she were ten years older.”

Apr 18

When my wife’s Switch broke last month we ended up buying a refurbished tablet-only from eBay for $250. 

Mar 20

Yeah, I was lamenting its unfortunate circumstances yesterday and now it is forever in my head. So I shared. :) 

Mar 12

I think it’s a situation where they would fix one thing and break another. I had bugs that didn’t pop up until pre-release patches were issued.

Jan 23

Oh man, this would have been a good goodbye post, too. Dammit, now I am going to have to come up with something else. 

Jan 6

If I use a 120Hz monitor for a while and I swap back to a 60Hz I hate everything for a bit until my eyes adjust. 

Dec 30

Heather has me do the top image for this post yet did not include my favorite trailer of the decade, Transformers: Fall of Cybertron. I feel betrayed.