It’s amazing how quickly the American mind goes from “I can’t shoot something” to “no legal recourse.”

LOL

BECAUSE MURICA

Greetings, Eternal Virgins. May I ask, how is this a thing?

Obligatory anyone with a car in New York deserves everything bad that happens to them.

I hate that comic so much.

This is disturbing.

Fuck you.

To douche bags.

'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERICA

dwa?

Cars are great if you live in the country and don't have a conveniently located hole in which to toss your money.

It is, though, right?

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Oh, lawyers.

You spent a lot more time writing this than it would have taken to type "Fuck Me Ray Bradberry [sic]" into Google. I refuse to believe you are a human being.

Some dubious taste, there