These photos SHOULD be shown.

hit the hi-hat symbol

Which is Spanish for ... The Niño

Of course they are!

Not that it was particularly ever on the table but this is a fine way to ensure I never buy a GM. 

I had to replace my coffee maker (I like the super automatics because I’m barely functional before my first cup in the AM) and saw one from some company called “Mcilpoog”

if an employer force you to come to work and you quit?

After a late-night meal at Denny’s

How the fuck is this sack of shit still alive? 

it’s just sad that with all the lip service that state does, they never seem to get it right

I grew up a big fan of Bloom County and follow Berkeley Breathed’s FB page. He posted a strip from the Billy and the Boingers era where Steve Dallas is meeting with a record exec.

In fact I would bet the number of people who sincerely believe the stolen election narrative is miniscule.

The real story here is that Gascón actually wants to prosecute someone. 

Welcome back, Tay! 

The ‘bots can’t do any worse than the hacks pumping out scripts now.

When it can take a halfassed Jira ticket from a project manager and make something of it; then I’ll be like “Sweet, I can finally quit doing this shit.”

The FUD around this is absolutely tremendous. 

A friend I grew up with turned into one of these when we got to be teenagers. He would make up the most completely ridiculous shit to lie about. Like he decided to tell us at lunch one day how he got attacked by a pit bull over the weekend and managed to fight it off with his bare hands.

The heroes we needed. 

Apparently it’s now a hate crime to throw some incredibly mild shade at your spouse’s ex?