The idiots that claim it never do. 

God I can’t wait for this collapse to just finish so I never have to see the words “crypto,” “blockchain,” or fucking “dogecoin” ever again.

Which can mean many things that don’t necessarily mean “earned academically,” which is absolutely what he tries to portray.

The only proof offered is an email to and from a PR guy with no actual record of anything.

Yup.

He doesn’t even have that.

Ah yes, because a ... flight tracker surely makes it super easy to find a very specific car in Los Angeles.

The crust is the best part of a sandwich so I hope they both lose.

Tex Colorado! You know, the Arizona Assassin. From Dakota. 

I switched jobs last year and was interviewing with Carvana (I’m a software engineer in real life).

What items do people have that are valuable enough AND moved frequently enough (but not carried on your person like keys or a wallet) that you would need a tracker to know where they are?

In the late 90's working in tech was so damn exciting. Everyday felt like an adventure. Staying up all night coding, working 20 hours a day, everyone in their young 20's thinking we were changing the world and motivated to do whatever it takes.

Meanwhile; we have the next incel mass shooting in progress.

What a terrible time to be alive. 

“I’m envious of Elon Musk’s kids - they’re the only people who never have to hear from him.”

Quick Change is one of the most criminally underrated movies ever.

I’m just old enough to remember smoking on flights. Talk about wild.

Absolutely. I remember the first time I convinced Ms. faaipdeoiad to watch ... she was like “Cars? This is gonna be boy stuff, isn’t it?”

I knew what that was gonna be when I just saw the comment notification. That one gets me too, as a guy who lost his dad far too soon. 

As much of clowns as them boys can be; they all do have a tremendous talent to be poignant when they want to be.