As long as I can keep my “I sold a quart of blood and bought half a pint of Scotch” tagline, I’m cool with it. 

But there’s no way investor fraud should carry that much of a penalty.

LOL.

Seriously one of my favorite movies. 

Rent-a-cops. I hate rent-a-cops, too. 

I wish there was some way to implant something in my brain so that I could live the rest of my life in blissful ignorance of the existence of this clown. 

I have no argument with any of your comment, sir. 

If this clown is still alive in 24 months, I’ll be surprised. 

paying at least 3 months more of salary for all these people.

Conservative opinions are considered controversial

Back pain is such a nasty thing

James May did this with the Hammerhead Eagle iThrust like 15 years ago. 

This is the most California thing I’ve seen in a good while. 

So you have to time your turn just perfectly

Aw man, Fucked Company.

silence men and prevent them from reclaiming their masculinity which has been long lost or forcibly stripped away from them

Berkeley Breathed is a goddamn genius and national treasure.

They’ve got a lot of great sandwiches but man, I’ve been loving their meatball sub for 20 years. There’s one like 5mins from my house (and I’m a WFH dude) so that is a very regular lunch spot.

Best chain meatball is Capriottis.

Bay Cities is one of the few things I miss about living in LA.