I didn’t think it was possible for me to hate anyone more than I hate Donald Trump ... but he we are. 

Anyone spending actual money on this shit deserves everything that happens. 

That’s nice.

And absolutely nothing is going to happen. 

Google what the average commission a car salesperson earns and look at what you earn.

Every single bit of this.

You’d think a Best Actor winner could act like he was hitting someone. SMDH.

I know a ton of people who’ve done that. 

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

Same. As much as I’d like to go ahead and move to an EV - my current car’s paid off and working from home now; the most I drive during the week is to the grocery store or the occasional errand; none of which are more than a mile or two away.

Nice. 

Imagine buying a car like that and putting fucking bumper stickers on it.

I hate the fact that the internet and the modern world at large has made me so jaded that I immediately assume everyone involved in this stupid shit are in cahoots.

Nevada - at any given time, at least half the drivers are wasted. 

Right. Like ... what else is there to say? How much worse can it get? Shooting up a maternity ward?

It’s been 10 years since 20 elementary school kids were shot dead in their classroom.

Welcome to Worcester, dollar-twenty-five please.

And miss out on all that good, old-fashioned “escalation?”

Merry New Year!