Accidents aren’t always avoidable. You can be the most vigilant driver in the world and another incompetent person can absolutely ruin your day.

You think you hate it now but wait till you drive it.

If it could detect when I’m low on beer and automagically have more brought to me - by god, I’ll buy a DOZEN! 

Sonofa ... I was going to make this joke.

Zuck woke up with a raging hangover after the 60 Minutes shit and was like “Fuck it ... rm -fr /”

Oh, shimmering moonlight sheen upon
The waves and water clogged with oil
White gases steam up from the soil

Yeah, I got my jabs when I was still living in CA and the QR code did nothing but take me to that Healthvana site (which you probably got too).

Ol’ Musky is every bit the same type of trash human that Trump is. Along with the same cult following.

Anyone asking you to sign an NDA is a clown. Anyone signing an NDA is a clown.

Another document cited by the paper, dated March 2021, notes that Facebook is struggling with “global teen penetration”

This should be a zero tolerance, one strike and permabanned kinda thing.

My concern for which browser I use ranks somewhere near which brand of paper towels I use. 

You took the box? Let’s see what’s in the box! ... Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You’re so STUPID! 

When Dana opens the fridge and the demon dog just growls “ZUUUUUUUUUUUL” got me the most when I saw it the first time.

ET was the first movie I saw in a theater. We saw it on summer vacation and my older brother and his best friend were sitting in the front row and our parents were sitting more towards the middle.

My dad was very adamant about me wearing my seat belt. The only really bad accident I’ve been in was just after my 18th birthday and some kid ran a stop sign, hit the back of my beloved Chevy Blazer - my first car - which lead to me spinning out and rolling 3 or 4 times.

“I ain’t saying he shoulda killed her ... but I understand.” 

That looks immensely better than any of the Tesla turds on every level.