I’m going to introduce you to something that will blow your mind: It’s called a hyperbole. Why the internet is determined to take everything literally even when the meaning is perfectly clear to everyone with a neuron is beyond me.

I’m not gonna defend the dude but it’s still weird that someone would sit through a decade of tweets trying to finding nasty stuff.

But it’s not unintended consequences. You knew a story like this could happen, but you went ahead anyway.

Ooooooooo look how much money Nintendo is losing over this out of print magazine they themselves have zero intention of aechiving and making available ooooOoOOOooo

And it is cool and based, you’re a narc

I still haven’t talked to a single person who cares about Avatar or it’s 36 sequels

“ Perhaps the headline could read; Middle School Mural with Element of Genshin Impact Has Some Parents Calling it Satanic.”

Catchy. 

As someone who only does PvE, can I safely assume that the only consistent thing with PvP folk is constant bitching? 

The grays are gonna be extra special for this one. Even if you believe “no digital photo is safe; leaks/hacks are imminently foreseeable”—and even if that’s accurate—it’s absurd to blame a victim who did literally *nothing* wrong.

Hey Kotaku, Luke, Patricia, et al.

I’m not going to begrudge any grieving family their perfectly understandable desire for vengeance after having their children ripped away from them by this absolute piece of shit. Nevertheless, I’m anti-death penalty. I think it’s barbaric, I think it can’t possibly be applied in a fair manner, and I think it can’t…

and they are getting it.

So making those victims of incest give birth seems like a good solution to you?

This is the world the Republicans want. 

How many brain pills do you order each week

I know that but Jez has the worst takes ever on comedy, and also not all comedy has to speak to power in order to be funny. Comedy can exist without punching up or down, like a lot of absurdist humor.

Yeah name calling isn’t gonna make you happy, my life less awesome, or overcome your clear and present shortcomings as a human being. Maybe take some your own advice, regarding the mental health crisis in this country, and go get help.

In fairness, law enforcement officers not only did the hard work of taking someone from outside their community seriously, they managed to conduct an investigation without such egregious civil rights violations that the defense or the courts didn’t simply “nope” out of all this, and they did all this before there was…

Dear Incels,

You could actually get a woman, and laid(!), if you stop acting like self-entitled assholes, throw away your guns, and move out of your mom’s basement. You may even make some friends along the way! Ya know, the kind which are successful, motivated, and respectful? The one’s who get the attention you so…

If the geography works for you, Mexico is another option. Even with a flight/hotel it might end up cheaper.