Problem solved:

Do I need to come back down there?

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

If that doesn’t scream “bring back Fireman Ed,” nothing will.

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

well you’re here aren’t you? internet - 1 you - 0

Watch Duck Dynasty with the sound off?

I thought this was a post for women? We dudes already know all about this.

So, he flirted with women and had some consensual sex with a few? I don’t feel outrage. Should I feel outrage?

Someone is jealous ivanka is married to/fucking a Jewish man and not him.

Hes not in his reich mind.

He did say he was going to make jobs, right? He never said he was going to fill them.

“..pussy of steal...”

He can pretend all he wants that the media is lying, but even his own supporters will eventually see that the coal and manufacturing jobs aren’t coming back, and that they’re going to be paying more for healthcare.

Dear Jezebel,

We should be sitting pretty right now with a stone cold badass lady with a pussy of steal. I hate this country and every woman who voted for Rumplethinskin.

“He’s gutted it in a way that makes it difficult to even work on a basic logistical level.”

Yeah, but, but...

hitlerious

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.