Those people are assholes just trying to piss us off and ruin cute things for us. I can’t seem to get too upset about animals acting like animals, though. The next thing they’re going to scream about is how lions hunt and kill zebras and giraffes.

Nails of the week, in honor of seeing all of the dragons onscreen at the same time on Game of Thrones: Espionage Cosmetics’ Valknjöggr. Not a fan of these wraps, though, because I think they’re a bit too dark to be able to really see the design. I’m not posting a photo because I just realized it’s too blurry to really…

At the risk of revealing my own age (which I’ve done elsewhere already, so, eh), I’m *still* kicking myself for missing that tour when they opened for the Pixies and Jane’s Addiction. I had to work that night, couldn’t find anyone to switch with, and wasn’t in a position to call in “sick.” I managed to see Mookie…

And that is why they were the first band to come to mind. I don't think that mystery was ever revealed.

It’s not much worse than Mary’s Danish, and they're one of my favorite bands.

The one that always gets me is Greta Van Sustern. I don’t know why, but I always do a mental double take with her.

He reminds me of the guy who plays the Penguin on Gotham. So tv adaptation of comic book supervillain? Check!

Anything recurring is a pain in the ass when it comes to this. I’m on the vendor side of the process at my job, and even when we cancel an account and get confirmation that it’s done, every once in a while, the system decides to ignore us and charge anyway. Or you canceled something six months ago, and you’re suddenly…

This explains why I have such a high threshold for crappy comic book movies/shows. I watched everything, including Spider-Man and Shazam on Saturday mornings after cartoons, and then there were the Spider-Man segments on The Electric Company, many of which were narrated by Morgan Freeman. My favorite was Wonder Woman,…

Fucking hell, I love this movie. I had phenomenally low expectations given where it was filmed (we don’t get tons of quality stuff made here), but I grew up in a small town in Pacific Northwest logging country (I’m pretty sure my dad worked within a few miles of where this movie was filmed at some point during the…

My favorite was when she was doing The Apprentice and ripped one contestant apart by informing this person, “I was in *prison*,” as in “Let me count the number of fucks I give about your excuses about how hard this is. OH, LOOK, THAT NUMBER IS ZERO.” I don't remember anything else about the show other than that…

WITH OTTERS. LOTS AND LOTS OF OTTERS. LIKE THE BABY OTTER WAGGING HER TAIL WHILE BEING BOTTLE-FED.

Ugh, ALTITUDE, not attitude!

Right? There is not enough weed in Portland to get me to sit through any of the movies in this series (I tried), but the press junket? Gah, I read that coverage every single day during my commute home. It was absolutely *mesmerizing*.

Some drugs — and alcohol — that you have no problem with on the ground will kick you directly in the head once you hit attitude. I can easily see this being a combination she has no problem with at home, so she figured it would be fine on the plane, and, uh, whoops!

Did you ever see Jack of All Trades? I remember it as being very much along the same lines of Brisco County but in the South Pacific instead of the Old West. I have avi files of it somewhere at home in the depths of my video collection, but I keep forgetting about them until times like this when I can't drop…

Seriously. I was super excited when this movie was coming out because it was one of my favorite shows our local independent station aired on Sunday mornings as a kid, but then this whatever-it-is happened. I feel like The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. is the closest we’ll ever get to a decent remake of this show.

He was *amazing* in Green Room. It was one of those performances that made you think, “If he can be this good in this low-budget indie horror flick filmed in Generic Oregon Logging Town #12, I cannot wait to see him when he’s front and center with even better material and a larger budget.” That movie was a whole lot…

Yeah, I was definitely hoping for something multiuse, like a NARS Multiple, or a tinted lip balm with SPF, especially since we’re rolling into summer. Or a cream shadow that can just be an all-over wash for a one-and-done look, like a BECCA eye tint (I used to have one but recently tossed it because I realized it was…

Holy shit, I just discovered Guru Gossiper. Found my bus commute reading material for the week!