This whole dirtbag is like one giant deja vu... It's comforting.

OMG so this is what happened! Angelea FTW! I am glad she is doing this. Working as an escort should not be a source of shame. This is more compelling than Diablo Cody.

omg

they missed the best lines though: "some women are dripping with diamonds / some women are dripping with pearls / I'm just dripping with... little girls"

um this is also his art work and so it makes sense that he would combine his love and his artwork. Come on guys! This is not a "cry for attention". This is a man using his art to express love. Sheesh!

I nominate Gloria Allred for sainthood.

I am with you. Also, let's not talk about how Taylor is a musical genius and just the fact that she is a girl who sings about girl things, which are obviously silly and inconsequential. har har. Also, let me do this with my terrible, terrible song.

dudes! she watched Home Alone too!

oh if only all the fathers were "slapped with abandonment charges" and taken to court. sigh.

i really liked her as Snow White

at first, i was like why didn't they make her be born on jan 1, 1910 or 1900 even? so much easier to calculate.

Nominations for non-white sexiest man alive: Kanye West (everyone can jump all over me, but I think this man is hell o sexy), Nas, Pharell Williams, Prince, Julian Bond (maybe too old but still way sexy), Donald Glover.

you know who has it worse? the slave laborers working on the stadiums in qatar.

Harry Styles is a bad boy? He uses shampoo. Why, when I was your age we had Kurt Cobain and he shot himself and River Phoenix who died on a sidewalk on the Sunset Strip. Pshaw! Kids these days!

What? This is a fucking massacre! Can someone tell me what is going on here? This is like Sassy all over again.

Wait! You were the only good thing left on this site. Damnation!

""You guys, this isn't funny anymore!" insisted the oppressed fashion insider, wearing some Adidas sandals and a live Afghan Hound in assless chaps." - This. This is why I love Dirt Bag on Jezebel. Thank you Isha.

According to someone who claims to be a friend of the girl (in the reddit comments), they never found the ring, but they are still together. They brought in an aquatic metal detector, and nada.

According to someone who claims to be a friend of the girl (in the reddit comments), they never found the ring, but they are still together. They brought in an aquatic metal detector, and nada.

Best sex I ever had with my ex-boyfriend was sexsomniac sex. He became a fucking animal and normally he was kind of a prude.