Then you brought it up for nothing, Useless Story McDefensive

little boy skip needed a bit of ‘rough play’ to make a man out of him. For what it’s worth, i thought you were fine before.

You need to hang out with more street dogs. They breed themselves, so the range of their personalities aren’t touched by formulae such as “be nice to humans in order to get stuff”. You can really get to know a dog when they aren’t bred to be your beta.

Street dogs, some of them, are the best, smartest friends you’ll…

It’s almost like it was purchased by a multimedia empire who didn’t care about quality or about me, the consumer, any more than necessary to write the words “we care about you, the consumer”.

Brimsleyist.

made you look

I imagine that Beyoncé has a group of Peruvian schoolchildren whose sole purpose is to grow their hair to their ankles so that it can be lobbed off and placed in a silk pillowcase and shipped to the special cloud where Beyoncé lives so that her hairdresser can sew it together using the thread made from angels’…

When i was young, my body was slender and supple, my hair smooth and shiny, my skin a delicious shade of deep, dark blue. But whenever i self-identified as a ‘navy seal’, i was called out for disrespecting the troops.

But why is it a bad idea and The Man in the High Castle isn’t?

or you could just stick to the Starbucks and save $8

(i’m old enough to believe we need nothing new anymore btw)

so... you confused “Dany Glover” and “Donald Glover”, eh? Because they’re black, and “[all] their names look [the same]” to you, right?? Racist

You’re confused... maybe Danette is confused also.

She was intoxicatingly beautiful and crass in Scott Pilgrim.

that’s a very gneiss thing to say

In Canada, that government grade 9 drug programme, gave me a really excellent handbook. Long and the short of it, it told me that if i smoked pot, i’d lose short and long term memory, and that’s the worst of it. LSD and ‘shrooms, bad trips. Pills, who knows what it is, you might die, or get Parkinson’s. Alcohol:…

Cool. And, good to know. I mean, in a Chekov’s Gun kinda way, this is Act I of some weird five-dimensional slice of my life, and the Act V is in 2025 when i use Adderall to ‘prove’ to the hostage-taking Crazed Junkie that 1. no, i’m not a cop, and 2. yes, i am an alien from Canopus, gimme the gun a second, im gonna…

8-$
Saving Throw vs Gouge at -4 for 1/2 Price

For me, i judge the Simpsons as per my not-scientifically-attained perception of the ratio between “Stuntcast Celebrities Playing a Character” and “Stuntcast Celebrities Playing Themselves for Some Reason in Springfield”. The latter being the worst.

“Hot drink”, like an Irish Coffee? whadya talkin bout

“Give someone else a good day because I’m having a shitty one.” That’s a good philosophy.

It certainly forces a fellow to pull his he*d out of his ass (a.k.a. x,y,z 0,0,0; the centre of the universe) and realise it sucks when life sucks, if you can’t help yourself, help someone else. It also proves that the world is…