“I would do a restaurant if someone else was fronting the money and not expecting me to be there every day,” he says. “I’ll put my name on it and help come up with ideas for the restaurant. I’m not going to be the guy in the kitchen because I don’t have the time or desire.”

“The video shows Kate Chastain and I very clearly joking to Brandi. It was absolutely meant in jest, and Brandi’s response clearly communicated she was in on the joke. That said, it was totally inappropriate and I apologize.”

I’m not sure the word “reinvents” means what you think it does.

I don’t understand the Grammy’s loyalty to U2. Like who’s asking for this band to perform this year, when some newer, younger bands would have benefited from a full performance over their tired droll year after year. Honestly nothing against U2 but they are taking up oxygen and is such a tired part of this show. Grammy…

Is she wearing glasses so we know she can read ?

It would be one thing if it was a GoFundMe for uniforms, travel to games, etc...stuff that’s necessary to enjoy a Little League season. It seems she’s paid for a lot of that for her son’s team, and good for her. But that’s not what this is. This GoFundMe is for the entire team to go to Cooperstown so they can visit…

Why can’t more books be standalone stories anymore? Whenever I see X Part X under a title, I’m immediately turned off. Melanie Rawn turned me off to the whole fantasy series idea after the whole Captal’s Tower fiasco and GRRM has since proven me right with ASOIAF which is looking less and less likely to ever be…

It seems important to emphasize that you shouldn’t have to be publicly excited about your pregnancy to not be criminalized for a miscarriage, nor should you be regarded as criminally suspect based on your reaction to your miscarriage.

I’m sure it’s not her name, but I’m going with Aunt Lydia.

Agreed. They were nineteen. Both of them were unfaithful and a bit messy. And Justin wasn’t the only slut-shaming Spears (Diane Sawyer interview anyone?). The internet and gossip mags LIVED for dogpiling on women in the early aughts.

Eight slides for a fucking jacket review, which answers the question “what’s even dumber than this heated jacket?”

Two people who’re dating kissed. So what?

Yeah, if it’s 4:1, it doesn’t matter if they jumped out of a clown car. I just can’t imagine Jez taking the same tone if it were a (likeable) woman. Like “She claimed she was attacked... by people on foot. lol”

I absolutely LOVE self checkout, not having to wait behind 3 people with loaded carts just so I can grab some shampoo or something is much better for my stress levels.  The ones at the 2 Giants around me have always worked without a problem.  The only bad thing about them is when people with full carts try to use them…

They’re a few weeks early for Halloween, but the Top Gun and Inspector Gadget costumes look great, nonetheless.

This is one of those movies where all the characters are assholes.

In fairness, Davis might be one of those “bad apples” that (despite a long string of previous infractions) was totally unpredictable and (despite all the assistance and cover he received from his colleagues) is totally aberrant and (despite many officers with similar cases) is not at all reflective of the force.

Pro-Tip: Your “funny” “original” “cool” menu hack is just an easy way to ask the 16 year old making it to make sure they spit in it. Just fucking order off the damn menu.

It’s all an act.  It’s performative.  None of these politicians believe a single word they say.  Social media would’ve killed democracy if corporate America hadn’t already done it. 

“Now, Jerry Seinfeld is invoking a second essential trope: the “actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen,” coined, of course, by Dakota Johnson in response to the host’s suggestion that she wasn’t invited to Johnson’s birthday party. This time, however, Seinfeld is taking a moment to defend the host in question, and the…