I can’t go full charcoal, but my idea of the ideal roasted marshmallow is to carmelize the outside, pull that off and eat it, then carmelize the next layer in, and so on.

And if you can spring for the real deal version like Katie’s buttermilk it’s worth the price.

I was okay until you said you don’t salt your pasta water. Your pasta will taste like bland garbage.

“roasted” marshmallows must be black hard crusted molten lava.

Just off the top of my head...

People should watch Eat Drink Man Woman from Ang Lee instead, it’s amazing, and it’s a food porn masterpiece 

Watch instead: Blade II ??

The boardwalk replacement notice was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

Co-sign 10000000000% This is some E! level shit right here.

i honestly only read jez these days for the roundup, so is it going to be exclusively in video format from now on? just want to know how imminent my search for a new site to get my celeb gossip has to be.

I know it’s a pipe dream, but I would love for a TV company to put out a 4k or 8k TV that didn’t have the wifi or streaming options built in. What I WOULD like is a TV soundbar combo. 

Pennsylvania likes M&Ms.

OMG I DO. Those things are amazing. 

That picture was from 7 face transplants ago.

What a terrible day to be able to read

This is literally the plot of all 60 seasons of Law & Order SVU or whatever. 

Y’all. It is and always will be - BLT dip. A pound of bacon, fried up and chopped, mayonnaise and sour cream (about half and half), diced green onions, lemon zest (trust me). Topped with diced tomatoes, finely minced white onions and shredded lettuce. Don’t think about adding cheese. Muddies the flavors - sometimes…

I was a little disappointed these weren’t from Chopped champion Drew Magary.

Meanwhile the Australian government happily ignores this farce happening to one of its citizens.

The US-centralized power alliance is murdering a whistle blower publisher, as surely as the Saudi regime murdered Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi. The only difference is that Khashoggi was killed quickly by live dismemberment via bone saw while Assange is being killed slowly by lawfare.