Counter argument, you should totally put your food outside in the snow: Statement from Raccoons.

Maine and New Hampshire Joke:

Pro-Tip: You can save time by taking all your medications before you travel.

Thank you for not making this a slideshow.

I’m surprised Kinja didn’t list the products as a slideshow.

Is the problem is only “aerosol spray deodorants and antiperspirants,” maybe don’t use a header image that’s exclusively the rub-on stick kind.

I wish Last Man On Earth would get their shot to finish the story despite them saying they expected it and are happy with it.  I want it back!

Holy hell that looks amazing. I’m missing out on something great here.

This might very well be the best season of the post-Mary Berry era. 

So, what happens if an avowed black nationalist decides to bring a bunch of guns to a trump rally because they “were concerned about property and safety”? What happens then?

Can you fucking imagine having to interact with Mark Wahlberg for seven months straight, 12-14 solid hours a day. That would break any sane mortal mind.

She was terrible in the whole franchise, primarily because she had one facial expression: shock with her mouth hanging open.

In the very first sentence the article establishes that Marilyn Manson is in fact Brian Warner. Marilyn Manson is a fictional persona. Brian Warner allegedly committed these crimes. Therefore it is important to strip away the celebrity façade and reinforce the fact that it wasn’t an act.  It wasn’t part of a show. …

The lawyers will take 25 million and after dividing the rest amongst the employees…everyone gets 5 dollars.

Neville’s parents being tortured into permanent madness by Bellatrix is definitely more prominently referenced in the books, making him a tragic figure who is basically on his own to find his place in the world. His fuck you to Voldemort in Deathly Hallows is the high point of the entire series IMO (books or movies).

you guys might be a bit late to the party, they've been making wendy's commercials since like season 4. they never actually had a marketing thing with mcdonalds

It will be used to preserve me. In a giant mason jar. Posed majestically. 

6 MPG... That’s offensive. 

If I, through my own personal searchings and such, come to a point where my personal beliefs make it impossible to work in my field, I hope to have the good grace to step aside and admit that I changed, and for whatever reason can no longer hold that position in good faith.

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