On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

cheerful nihilism is the only good philosophy

Nobody every told him that they were going to let the states with black people vote.

“But apart from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

#NotAllBernieSupporters

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective.

I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

Never forget that rich people are terrible.

Yeah, that’s not happening.

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

Uhh no, Odor shoved Bautista first, his intentions are clear. This isn’t medieval England, you don’t need to formally verbalize your intentions, they’re pretty obvious.

Sucker punch? They were facing each other.

Prince Fielder’s chuckling as he tells the pitcher he’s ejected warms my heart

What a sad Mt. Rushmore that is.

That’s a solid Around The Horn take right there. If I was Tony Reali I’d have given you 5-7 pts that round

Serena’s always had a powerful serve from the deuce court.

But like, if they host the Olympics in a permanent location, how will the kickbacks work? Do you even understand the point of the Olympics?

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

Yeah, I have a hard time seeing it as anything else too. It’s amazing how naked women can be used as a symbol for nearly anything. Thing is, no matter what the subject, it’s still objectification. This thing is especially dubious since it’s a white dude yelling “for our daughters!” LOL, wut?