In fairness Tracy McGrady only never won an MVP or NBA title because the league was full of players who were better than he was.

Not the first time a dong and getting a little too ahead of yourself ended with someone not scoring.

It is not the craziest argument I have ever heard.

Counterpoint: hate-fucking

“But can he snap a football?” - John Urschel

2! 4! 6! 8!

So this is what Canadians get worked up about when they don’t have playoff hockey.

Then stay down on pump fakes.

I think the last minute of the game should be called like every other minute of the game (to be clear, I don’t think that’s exactly “by the book”). Why should it be otherwise?

Give that man a HI V.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

What if I told you the only reason your dog keeps bringing that ball back to you is because he/she thinks you really like throwing it?

Not so simple. Many immigrants from Russia, for example, saw the excesses of communism and are genuinely afraid that the Democratic Party could drift way too far to the left. A bit overblown, perhaps, given that Clinton’s policies are pretty centrist, but understandable.

This is what happens when you tell people that if one person is offended, it’s one too many.

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

good point, 2 wrongs definitely equal a right!

The pocket square didn’t fall far from the missing white suit.

Hi Nana!

How much talcum powder and beef jerky do you guys typically carry in your cargo shorts to a first date?