Also, Kevin if yall are charging food expenses to Univision plz send me Cinnamon Toast Crunch

You have post-written 80% of the Martin (of Martin Lawrence) side plots from the 80's.

Uh, I’m not exactly sure what MoviePass thinks they’re doing, but anybody who has the service will tell you, they haven’t been offering tickets to ANY MOVIES, ANYWHERE, ANY TIME since around last Thursday. Sure they turned the app back on, but their credit card processing service shut them down almost immediately…

I thought the appropriate way was to have the dumpling grow up, resent you, and start dating a white girl, then you eat the entire dumpling in one bite.

This method is EXACTLY what I wrote. 

Hosts? Or host? Genuinely confused. From the headline, I imagined Cruise flying one of his planes around the world and making talk show hosts from Japan, England, Australia, etc. all parachute with him. But is it just a one stunt gag with Corden? Blargh-I’m too tired to think like this. It would be even cooler if it…

Trailer screams ‘Colin Hanks said he passes.’

I’d quite happily push James Corden out of a plane.

The aliens’ moms are also called Martha.

Finally read mellowstupid’s 7-months after release review of The Last Jedi and it was the same take as I’d read three zillion times already on the internet.

I’m sorry for sullying the purity of your comment section. Can Univision ever forgive me?

Toast.

Literally one of the ugliest burgers I’ve ever seen. 

Wow that is a truly unappetizing looking burger. No crust, no maillard reaction, no cheese and mayo! And was that a whole wheat bun? Just a fail all around

It’s tragic how some of the most mediocre imaginations are in charge of the most imaginative characters.

Third base

So you didn’t even make it to the fourth paragraph of the article?

“Congress is dominated by agribusiness; Funai has had its budget slashed. There is a big assault on indigenous rights going on in the country.”

I’d counter that the average Takeout reader tastes like fried chicken and indignant snark about questions related to tipping.

“What’s more, it doesn’t make our clothes appreciably cleaner.”