I’ve never been in jail, but it was very similar when I was in the psych ward. We had three Christian paperbacks, a bible, and some crayons. In between therapy sessions, we mostly just sat around and started at the walls, obviously a super-healthy activity.

I truly don’t get it. Honestly there’s probably no speech he could have given that would’ve satisfied everyone.

You and others who take them are enormous self entitled dickheads. You are the people giving silicon valley a bad name.

By projecting your own prejudices on to someone else’s joke, it is actually you who reveals the way you feel (probably not all that) deep down inside.

This. Donald Fucking Trump is the fucking president and they’re asking, “Yeah, but is she the RIGHT democrat to go up against a piece of shit?”

Why does it matter? Mozarella isn’t vegan regardless of rennet

I understand that everyone (including me) is going to have their quirks and limits when it comes to food preferences, but I seriously don’t get someone who says “I don’t like most food.” Get over yourself and live a little.

While it’s sad they died... it kind of feels like a self inflicted problem if they’re warned every year and people are still doing it.

Dare I say I prefer train wrecky Mariah?

Well, that’s good for you, and I’m happy you’re able to be such an ignorant little shit, but I don’t expect sunshine and roses when I call and say somebody is holding a family hostage and has already gunned someone down.

Now fuck off and shut up. Goddamn fourteen year olds on the internet, I swear.

It is kind of brilliant. Send it to him and his security can quickly and quietly make it go away. Send it to his next door neighbor and it hits the news and makes him a difficult neighbor.

I don’t know how long this is going to stay up on, but right now Wikipedia is showing this gem:

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

Dude, you’re making this out to be some dating show gone awry: this was a bunch of guys acting like sexist jack asses to a person in a relatively low socioeconomic position because they wanted to exert their power over her in a sexually demeaning way.

Great post. Speaks to something I’ve been thinking about a lot in the past few years.

Right. The point is that he’s dumb.

friends who do not reciprocate the same level of love and support are not really your friends. i know from experience. it sucks now, but in time you might come to learn that you don’t need this friend and that the ending of the friendship was needed.

Technically it’s a Woman Dollar, so it’s only worth $0.80 in man money.

Not lifetime in the sense that he could start cashing in now. It just vests after ten years. But he couldn’t tap into it until a certain age. Usually 65 or so but often 55 for cops.

I’d like to meat the Kinja commentor that can infer when a post is meant to be humorous and not taken absolutely literal.