How does going to see a movie protect children?

Wait, I was told that the most important war is the war against capitalism. Was I misinformed?

Lol, you think there is a global pedophile conspiracy and that JFK Jr is still alive.

This isn’t a review.

A movie so good, they have to give tickets away for people to see it.  

Donations, mostly. I mean there were tweets online how theaters were sold out and only a few people where in the theater.

This fascist propaganda and piece of shit movie is the cinematic equivalent of “Moms For Liberty.”

This person needs to not be CEO anymore. Once you start treating your users and largest contributors as the enemy instead of assets, it’s all over.

$3500 for 2 hours of use with the external battery brick.

Do you remember when Apple used to tease Samsung about their “huge” phones?

They don’t jump around with pompoms though, and weren’t grid girls phased out years ago? 

Why do Americans add cheerleaders to everything? I do not get it.

I am slightly bummed that my theory that Nicole Maines’ character was Shauna’s grown-up baby was cruelly disproven 

Poor Cabin Baby

The main reason F1 is garbage in the U.S. is because the prices to see the race are insane. The Las Vegas grand prix grandstand tickets started at $2,500.

It was cheaper for me to fly to Belgium and get a 3-day pass for the race instead.

If this was the experience in Miami just imagine how bad it will be in Vegas, a city that literally only exists to separate visitors from their money.

I fear Las Vegas will be the same (or worse) than Miami.

No fucking shit.

This is also a reminder that it’s been 8 years since Craig Ferguson (and Geoff the robot) had a nightly talk show.

This is a *fictional story*.