evilkiwi
Evil Kiwi
evilkiwi

You can’t spell “prince” without “pie”!

Only soulless assclowns hate on Aisha Tyler.

I know a lot of people hate on Aisha Tyler, but I do genuinely enjoy the CW version of Whose Line, though the celebrity guests can be up and down.

No time to look through the window when you live inside a crumbling house.

Dude, by 2024, I’ll roll down an escalator, accuse a minority for being criminals, hire some Russian hackers to shill for me and then I’ll become President.

Dude, you *have* to read some of the words, you’re not the President of the United States.

PETITION TO REMOVE THIS SEASON FROM SURVIVOR CANON!!1!!

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Don’t you mean stop making spidey-sense?

echo chambers are so hot right now. everybody’s got one it seems.

The Popularity Algorithm, or PopAg as the Kinjateers call it, is more complex than just number of stars and responses, it also take into account the average number of stars per comment for the user, the average time to heat a Hot Pocket in the 3rd floor small break room microwave, a hash consisting of the last time

So, I’ve been around io9/Kotaku/Lifehacker for ages. It’s the only place I comment on the internet, because it was one of the first decent places I found that wasn’t filled with “FIRST!!!11!1" garbage, and everything was civil. Also, the format was pretty damn good. After many good years, io9 died and Gizmodo started

Now I don’t have to scroll through literally a dozen comments to find the most informative, polite, and pithy comment in the rough.

people have been asking for Kinja changes for years. This is the first one that I can actually think of happening.

Popular isn’t really popular though is it? It’s more like the one with the most responses, and if some troll makes an incendiary comment people feel the need to reply to, that troll will rise to the top.

Does this mean I don’t have to use the buggy “Kinjamprove” extension anymore?

Cool. Now see if you can storm the Kinja gates and get them to institute a block feature.

Now, if they give us back the ability to block trolls and harassers, Kinja will become almost as good as Disqus, a system most people didn’t like but in hindsight is light-years better than this tire fire in the middle of an empty desert.

Odenkirk is better than that.

Do you have any idea the man hours of programming Univision had to do to get that just right?