Two Corinthians, one cup.

Oh. Katy finally discovered Robyn.

I’m so annoyed by this that the only thing I noticed was “I’m a 5 star Michelin.” Michelin only goes up to 3 stars.

I’m dying laughing at how many people had to rush to inform you who Ivanka was with.

But the chefs seemed to be mainly men of color. Boiling her in a cauldron like a bad eighties cartoon.

YES.

Here, try mine. Sorry this post is a mess.Katy Perry Almost Managed to Make an Inoffensive Video

Made me think of The Cook, The Thief, The Wife and Her Lover:(

Donald: no no I said Ivanka had the best behind of all!

This was so bad.

Oh man I am so happy you know who she is. I shouldn’t have assumed otherwise—I’ve just had to explain who she was often enough that I thought she was still relatively-unknown. MAN THOUGH WOULD I LOVE TO READ HER MEMOIR (especially if she published it after Putin was dead).

She’s dating Putin. That’s why I used that photo.

If he saves babies from a burning building, I’m going to assume he set the fire himself.

Thank you. Somebody says “X is a distraction from Y” and then you turn around and someone else says “Y is a distraction from X.” I remember (oh, like three weeks ago?) when people were saying that the Russia stuff is a distraction from policy, and now are saying other stuff is a distraction from Russia.

Yea I was really disturbed by the twisty dough part.

This video genuinely disturbs me. It was very unsettling.

I’m getting really annoyed with this “X is just a distraction for Y!” complaint. Literally every single thing coming out of this failed administration deserves our attention, but we have limited capacity to deal with it all. Pick and choose the issues that are most important to you and focus on them, but firing Comey…

Trump’s tax returns probably won’t show income or loans from Russia; it’s dirty money in cash or laundered through the Bank of Cyprus. This will take sophisticated forensic accounting. Meanwhile cherchez la fille: Ivanka is most likely the family bag man.

Worst. Iron Chef. Episode. Ever.