I can only speak to my bathroom, but you can smell the end of the world whether the toilet paper’s been replaced or not.

Waymo says the report shows Uber knew Levnadowski had a “massive trove” of confidential files, and repeatedly accessed the information even after leaving his former employer. Uber counters, saying the report vindicates its position that no files taken by Levandowski made its way into the ride-hailing company’s…

They aren’t giving out a Benoit award. Nobody would be complaining now if they had sent Warrior’s history to parts unknown with Hogan, Benoit, and Snuka.

Because he is a homunculus. In a chair.

This is the most accurate depiction of kids and toilets I’ve ever seen.

The last time my dad decided to pick a fight with me, I put him in a Lion Tamer. He was squealing like a pig and his (now ex-)wife was threatening to call the cops. It’s still my go-to memory when I need to smile for a photo. Praise be to Jericho.

He was wrestling cruiserweights in WCW. He moved up to heavyweights in WWF/E. Being able to safely hold Dean Malenko in that position and being able to safely hold Kane in that position are two very different things.

What I’m getting here is that they aren’t actually going to make less crap, they’re just going to keep enough space between their movies that the crap isn’t directly connected to anything that somehow ends up being good. Their new strategy sounds a lot like Marvel’s strategy from the 90s.

Now I know what the MCU would have looked like as a syndicated action block in 1998.

So... Cena has Reigns in an STF and Reigns counters by... waiting for Cena to unhook the leg for no apparent reason?

Boo-Berry, Franken Berry, and Count Chocula deserve a tier above God.

Nobody thought you were getting your political insight from Kimmel. Mainly because nobody thinks you have insight.

Republicans don’t shoot themselves in the face. They have Dick Cheney for that.

Or DX, for that matter.

They’ve already done the “rich Indian heel who flaunts his wealth” gimmick.

Blame the underfunding of the American educational system...

I doubt they covered for him because they thought he brought a lot to the company. I suspect they covered for him because they knew how screwed they’d be if people found out the face of the company was a fucking monster. Either way, they all deserve to burn.

They don’t want to go shop
They are internet kids
They can get the best for so much less
The toy stores hit the skids.