Quite safe to assume it was not in their restroom. The reporter in the video specifically said “outside of a Walgreens”.

It looks like an observatory on top of an observation tower. I have no idea, though.

His nipples are fine. It’s his Mareolae that are too small.

For babies, it would be a “taquitten”.

How would the red states get an ethnocentrection from a show about a bunch of fugitive immigrants with guns?

This all begs the question: If you are convicted of a crime and do your time, should it follow you for the rest of your life? Does it depend on the crime?

I believe my Xbox 360 was a Transformers tie-in. It turned into a brick.

Because they do. There’s a type. You’ll find them with guys who look exactly like the guys in all the recent college athlete rapist stories.

I imagine they’re both more likely to drive 20 minutes up the road and have meth-babies with Florida Man.

Policing only works if citizens understand and agree that they’ve empowered a select few to ensure the law is being upheld.

I will accept the consequences [because refusing to accept them wouldn’t make a difference].

Joe Lo Truglio only becomes more likable when he tries to be unlikable.

People need food to live. People do not need to fuck up cars to live.

Well, then, I guess my plan to survive a flash flood by getting in the tub and closing the shower curtain is out.

Unless you count the bowel disruptor.

Detective Jeff Payne should be denied access to patient care areas even in the event that he requires medical attention. The Hippocratic Oath can be ignored just as easily as the Constitution.

What makes me uncomfortable watching ECW is knowing how many of those people are already dead. Especially Woman.

“Is you is or is you ain’t my congregation?!”