Sweeping in curling is way more intense than anything golf-related.

I’ll always star a GWAR reference in the wild.

I vote to eject zombie Deadspin.

I’m sorry, I must have missed the part where he’s currently in jail. Twitter isn’t a courtroom, and he’s faced literally no consequences.

Can it tow the still-hissing husk of your Voyager?

Was the beer OK, though?

1 - No.

Ah. Well, the dismiss function still works.

Just dismiss the trolls, don’t bother letting them out of the grays.

Pretty sure “running Crysis” is just what you call a positive test.

You’re allowed to curse on the internet, you know. 

I have a PDF of Bolton’s book that I have no intention of ever reading, but gladly send to anyone who expresses even a passing curiosity in it. I'll do the same for this turd.

Haisley wasn’t ever going to vote for anyone who wasn’t Trump or Gary Johnson. He’s a massive Libertarian.

I’m sure there are tons of PDF copies online. Steal it, don’t give this shitbag a penny.

“The real truth about why I wanted Trump to be president was because I wanted the power that he would bring to me.”

Every Democrat I know have all the sudden become anti-vaxxers overnight because they somehow think Trump personally created the vaccine, which contains bleach.

Season 2 ending with Baby Yoda doing a genocide while riding a mud horn is a bold choice.

The dude called dodging STDs in the 90s his own personal Vietnam.

Isn’t there a giant garbage patch in the Pacific ocean? Send all the white trash who want their own ethnostate there, let them prove their superiority.

I’m so tired of this. People bend themselves into all sorts of shapes to try to ascribe a tiny amount of depth to him, to give him SOME sort of humanity, somewhere. He doesn’t deserve it. He’s never done anything in his entire life that doesn’t directly benefit him. He’s lazy. He’s stupid. He’s a grifter. He surrounds…