YOU MEAN THAT TERRORIST FIST-JABBING SON OF A BITCH, OBUMMER?

This is the good shit.

The grille looks like an electric shaver.

Johns Hopkin sounds even dumber than before.

Do the cops you know talk about the “bad apples” in their precinct? I guarantee they know exactly who they are. Do they report them? No? Then they’re part of the problem.

I figured Key and Peeles already covered this.

I’m pretty sure that’s a comforter, not a sheetless bed.

Speaking of wallowing in it, I find it amazing that someone would start a troll account just to defend Melanie online.

The red is on the Paul Stanley car, because Stanley’s makeup includes red lipstick.

An ex girlfriend’s hometown had a Mexican restaurant that was previously a Dairy Queen. Everyone referred to it as “Casa de Q”.

You don’t have to respond to the fucking trolls. You can dismiss them.

You don’t have to respond to every fucking troll. You can dismiss them.

I'm mostly just amazed that you STILL have Sarah Braasch in her feelings. It's been like 2.5 years and she still refuses to just take the L and move on.

Yeah, some Karen sic’d the city on him.

It’s for his own safety. I mean, he might make a hand gesture where a cop could see it, and then he’d would be terrified for his life and have to unload another 7 into him.

OK, Boomer.

On the bright side, at least Trapt can boast with 100% certainty that nobody got infected while watching their Sturgis set.

It’s funny. The cops went searching for that guy immediately. Caught him within minutes, arrested him, and charged him.

Sometimes there’s heavy stuff coming down the conveyor belt, and the customer looks like the type who is going to shriek if their bread shifts even a little, so the bagger rearranges stuff on the belt. Trust me, no one handling your groceries gives enough of a shit to mess with your stuff on purpose. Unless you have…

Quit responding to the trolls, dismiss them.