Just dismiss your trolls, fuck’s sake. They’re not here to learn anything, they’re just here to shit the place up. Don’t give them the satisfaction.

“Healing the sick? Water into wine? That bitch needs to stop giving people handouts and encouraging drunks!”

Surely, the mouth-breathing dipshits who talk about how bat-eating and wet markets are the worst things on the planet will come screaming to denounce this, right? ...right?

Dude has like 8 visible pockets and keeps his weed in the only one it can fall out of.

I've found that the FSOM is a bit too sciency for them. The real experts got their paperwork from the School of Hard Knocks.

Not to mention the fact that their credentials are usually HIGHLY suspect and don’t hold up to the smallest amount of scrutiny.

Not only that, but there’s going to be a contingent of idiots who think: “Well, if all I gotta do to see Unhinged is get the Rona, I’m gonna let people cough into my mouth”. There are already people who have died after COVID parties, and saying “If you’ve had it, you’re in the clear” is only going to raise that number.

Probably to abbreviate The Daily Show, there.

I wonder what Trump’s trying to distract from, today. Hmmm... I’m just gonna check in on the Senate Intelligence Committee, for funsies. Surely, nothing disastrous has happened over the— oh dear god.

A truly spectacular self-own. Well done.

Dear God. Poor Lazlow. The finest mind of his generation, come to such an end.

Don’t forget about Bad Brains.

I tried to do the same. I got the dude in Sevendust (but had to look up his name, Lajon Witherspoon), and then I had to cheat and use Ice T because of his work in Body Count.

Does your partner? Because that seems like an important distinction.

Mudvayne put out some good albums as well, their bassist is incredible.

The days of us getting yelled at for spending 4 times the length of our set for set-up and breakdown are over!

Become?

It also means you don’t need a separate van/bus.

You laugh, but when I buy one of these and throw a stack of Marshalls in it, my George Thorogood cover band will be able to rock every bar parking lot in the tri-suburb area!

Chances are high that he just turns it off before that point because “that movie isn’t nearly as fun in the second half”.