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How the fuck did that dipshit get ungreyed?

I’m pretty sure it’s simpler than that. I think it goes back to the NFL with him. Specifically, he’s on the record of loving all the jacked up!-style coverage of the big guys hitting each other. Then that went away because of concussions. That made the NFL soft. SAD! “You used to see these big, beautiful players crash…

I’m always baffled by the people who, in one breath, say there’s no way R. Kelly’s a rapist, and in the next, acknowledge he married a 15 year-old. It’s amazing how far people will go to delude themselves.

My go-to is “If I had a dollar for every time I heard ‘If you do X, he’ll get reelected’, I could buy Trump Tower.”

I saw The Hu last year, and it was a ton of fun. Their lead singer did all of his crowd work in Mongolian, and then would shout the city name at the end of his sentence, which drove the crowd crazy. Then, their other singer/horsehead fiddle player would growl “NEXT SONG: WOLF TOTEM”, until their final song, where he…

Fuck literally every word of that. There’s no way to justify not voting, voting independent, or voting R when the opposition was Donald Trump. He was a known quantity. A shitty grifter who has shafted every single one of his contractors, bankrupted more businesses than Quiverfull families have kids, and starred in a…

Anyone who claims they didn’t know the price of not voting/voting R/voting 3rd party in 2016 can also fuck right off.

Yeah, it’d be like someone refusing to concede until 5 weeks after they’d been mathematically eliminated.

It brings me great joy that Trump could give Melanie every penny he has, and she’d never look at him the way the Obamas look at each other.

I legitimately had to scroll back up to make sure Steyer was actually posted, that’s how immediately forgettable him without brows was.

Let’s take a first crack at it:
DeNiro as Don Sr.
De-aged DeNiro as Don Jr.,
Blonde De-aged DeNiro as Eric.
Pacino as Giuliani.
Paul Sorvino as Barr.
Pesci as Kellyanne Conway.

Well, may as well get real weird with it and bring in Julian Barratt. He’s already on Channel 4. #GreatBooshBakeOff

Speaking of losers, look at the brand new account who’s only here to defend the RWA and whine about women/non-whites being added to video games.

Perhaps they’ll say no, but I’m on board with making them say “No” publicly.

They’re not annoyed. They resigned specifically to make it easier for him to do what he wants.

There’s some subtle Hollywoo shenanigans going on in that trailer. It wasn’t produced by Peele, but by Sean McKittrick. Sean produced Get Out and Us, but by leaving his name off, everyone just assumes Peele.

If I had a dollar for everyone time someone told me “If you keep doing/saying X, Trump’s going to win again”, I could buy Trump Tower.

You should’ve doubled down and said goodbye to Joshua here.

Well, to give the IOC credit, they've also agreed to stop using Jesse Owens and John Carlos/Tommie Smith in their advertising, so at least they're consi- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck, I almost made it all the way through, there.