I don’t know why Adidas keeps making those fucking sandals lined with Lego pieces.

One of the students alleges in the claim that he took video of the slideshow on his phone only to be told to destroy it and be threatened with school suspension.

Uh, no, they’re here to, first, protect the world from devastation. And then, secondly, to unite all peoples within their nation.

Whoa, you didn’t have to come at Racist Snorlax like that.

Just dismiss these jagoffs.

Texas is the better get. Also then you don’t have to move to North Dakota.

He’s been saying that since 2017. Why change now?

These unholy abominations were summoned onto those exact spots by that who we refer to as The Desolate One.

If I had a dollar for everything a Trump supporter says won’t make anyone change their minds, I could buy Trump tower. 

Apparently Bootstraps America gets in their feelings when someone gives them the opportunity to work hard and accomplish something on their own. I’m shocked.

“I have my suspicions ... it was flying in a pretty rough neighborhood.” 

Presumably, you skipped the part of the blog that pointed out a different species of highly social bird that doesn’t naturally express altruistic behavior.

Just what we need, an excuse for Don Jr. to start a “hatcher” movement.

Just what we need, an excuse for Don Jr. to start a “hatcher” movement.

“SQUAWWWK! PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS, LIBTARD! SQUAAAWWWWK!”

Just holidays? Congrats on your sobriety!

Thanks for the adds. Here’s a big list of books that have been recommended by other readers here, with the caveat that I haven’t read the last two yet.

It’s basically Imo’s, with 2 major differences. 1) It doesn’t look like a cat barfed on some cardboard, and 2) It doesn’t have the unholy abomination that is Provel on it.

I can’t wait for his cadre of assclowns to say: “GODKING TRUMP SAVED US FROM WAR WITH IRAN” as if he didn’t start it. If you take a shit in the punch bowl, you don’t deserve credit for fishing out the turd.